Entries

1. 'There used to be a lampost just like this in Battersea park'

2. 'I wonder how big the roots are'

3. 'Bet the cables don't go back to Bob's house'

4. 'I don't know how the hell I'm going to get this out of the hole when Pete putts'

5. 'This submarines a bit off course'

6. 'Damned if I can see the cochenet'

7. 'Not worried about the lampost, its this ? sticking out of my head'

8. 'If this is Bob's new water feature then we're all in for a soaking'

9. 'Quick growing it said on the packet, this ones come up like lighting'

10. 'Don't know how I'm going to get round this ?'

11. 'I could do with a recharge'

12. 'How desperate can it get ?'

13. 'Its a dogs life today'

14 'What a hiss up!'

15. 'Who put superglue on the post ?'

16. 'Will it fall if I take my hand away ?'

17. 'Don't take the Mike, the shocks are S-Killing me'

Email your captions to me at peter@astle55.fsnet.co.uk 

The winner will be announced on here and in 'On the Piste'